obliviousruska: richarcl: what if instead of countries declaring war on each other there was just a big rap battle did you mean eurovision
nose-nippin-fun: *scrolling tumblr* oh look! a transparent Jack for your blog!
nutella-fandom: hmmm...there've been a lot of transparent Jack today
nuttella-fandom: .....OH!! *face-palm*
me: wait is that canon or did i read that in a fan fic
poopflow: cause of death: second hand embarrassment
mukuroikusaba: seing a funny post but it only has like 3 notes and youre like “am i allowed to reblog that”
dorkstrider: do i even have a sexuality at this point or is it literally just “oh yes i’d kiss you”
ccomicsloth: saying “its just hormones” to an upset teenager to make them feel better is like saying “its just gravity” to someone who fell off of the top of a 10 story building
Friend: go ask
Me: no you go ask
Friend: no you
Me: fine can i have ketchup
dirtylittledamsel: I Should’ve Saved That Gif When I Had The Chance Because Now I Can’t Find It: The Musical
sextingllamas: is it just me or is talking to your hairdresser the most uncomfortable thing in the world
haithinkimfunny: queenestelle: gothist: GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS at least you get accepted no matter what that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day
earthnation: people who have the same name as me are competition
katkinkat: YOU ARE ALL REAL PEOPLE HOLY SHIT
sourwolves: don’t ever make fun of someone’s art (◡‿◡✿) even if you hate it (◡‿◡✿) because they probably worked really hard on it (◡‿◡✿) and it makes you a cunt (◕‿◕✿)
imagineyouricon: Imagine your icon running around desperately in a storm, soaked by rain, hair plastered to their forehead, skin paled and sickly as they look for you, calling out your name with increasing urgency.
pleatedjeans: slay-z: sometimes i feel like people with a whole lot of followers see a good post by someone without a whole lot of followers and go i’m gonna make you famous I can confirm this.
unicornmunch: here’s a list of what i’d like to do with you: hug go on walks while holding hands smile kiss cuddle have cute little dates have movie nights take adorable pictures go new places try new things fall in love brutally fuck you look at the stars do everything i was ever scared to do alone.
h0llo: School attendance would go up by like 300% if we had cool padded swirly chairs or bean bags instead of ugly blue chairs harder than a pornstars dick
australiansanta: u know when someone really annoying is talking and you can almost hear the XDDDDD in their voice
justsayn0-kids: summer (◕‿◕✿) shaving (◕︵◕) bathing suits (◕‿◕✿) shaving (◕︵◕) dresses (◕‿◕✿) shaving (◕︵◕) shorts (◕‿◕✿) shaving (◕︵◕) tank tops (◕‿◕✿) shaving (◕︵◕) skirts (◕‿◕✿) shaving (◕︵◕) summer (◕‿◕✿) SHAVING (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
pewpuupalace: zeonhime: the worst feeling about trying to draw is being a mediocre artist. You realize you’re not terrible and family and friends who can’t draw at all tell you all the time how amazing you are, but you, as the artist, have seen what amazing really is and you realize that it isn’t you. 500% me
puncheschildren666: saintbuddha: *blows you a kiss* *slaps it out of the air* NOT IN MY HOUSE HA HA HA
Mom: What did you learn in school today?
Me: Obviously not enough, I have to go back tomorrow.
godheadcomplex: if i ever tell you that something is my favorite song dont listen to me im a fucking liar i have more favorite songs than there are babies in china
deanlovecastiel: sherlockian-rhapsody: gallifreyansquid: thegirlincendio: What if heaven is a giant movie theater where you can watch fanfiction as movies and your otp is canon and there’s free refills on popcorn You know… normal girls just daydream about getting married and perfect outfits. IF HEAVEN IS LIKE THAT I WOULD TOTALLY NOT KILL ANYBODY ELSE SO I CAN GO THERE ESPECIALLY...
mypatronusisyou: there comes a moment in every girl’s life when she says to herself i read some fucking weird fanfiction
soveryvantastic: “it’s okay i still have like half a year until that con” “it’s fine, the con;s only in two months I have time” “i still have a month, I can do it” “THE CON’S THIS WEEKEND”
snarg: truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like